PAT ROBERTSON MUST CONVERT TO SANTA CHRIST!
Poor Old Pat Robertson, his view of Haitian history is apparently informed by the likes of "Princess and the Frog", yes, to him, all Haitians are apparently like this guy.
It doesn't matter that in terms of Haitian demographics, most of the population is Roman Catholic, so it is a Christian country, just like its neighbor the Dominican Republic, that Pat Robertson credits with being prosperous, healthy and full of resorts. For Pat Robertson, Haiti must suffer terrible earthquakes not because it sits on a fault line, but because somewhere in the past the founders of Haiti made a pact with the devil. I take it he applies that rule to Sumatra, Sichuan, or Northern California, that had a 6.5 almost at around the same time.
What is most unforgivable however is how Pat mixes up Napoleon I, the badass who conquered nearly all of Europe (who was the one who attempted to suppress the slave revolts in Haiti) with his wimpo nephew Napoleon III, who was such a sucky Imperialist he ended up captured by the Prussians during the Franco-Prussian War. C'est la honte, Pat! C'est la honte!
The only cure for Pat is to ACCEPT THE DISPENSATION OF THE INFINITE GRACE OF SANTA CHRIST!
REMEMBER PAT! OLD AS YOU ARE, ARE YOU READY TO MEET SANTA CHRIST?
Poor Old Pat Robertson, his view of Haitian history is apparently informed by the likes of "Princess and the Frog", yes, to him, all Haitians are apparently like this guy.
It doesn't matter that in terms of Haitian demographics, most of the population is Roman Catholic, so it is a Christian country, just like its neighbor the Dominican Republic, that Pat Robertson credits with being prosperous, healthy and full of resorts. For Pat Robertson, Haiti must suffer terrible earthquakes not because it sits on a fault line, but because somewhere in the past the founders of Haiti made a pact with the devil. I take it he applies that rule to Sumatra, Sichuan, or Northern California, that had a 6.5 almost at around the same time.
What is most unforgivable however is how Pat mixes up Napoleon I, the badass who conquered nearly all of Europe (who was the one who attempted to suppress the slave revolts in Haiti) with his wimpo nephew Napoleon III, who was such a sucky Imperialist he ended up captured by the Prussians during the Franco-Prussian War. C'est la honte, Pat! C'est la honte!
The only cure for Pat is to ACCEPT THE DISPENSATION OF THE INFINITE GRACE OF SANTA CHRIST!
REMEMBER PAT! OLD AS YOU ARE, ARE YOU READY TO MEET SANTA CHRIST?
Labels: Earthquake, Haiti, Pat Robertson, Santa Christ, Stupidity
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